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Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.15 17:35:00 - [1] Originally by: Misanth I like the smell of dirt in the morning. You know, one time we had a sack broken, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find on of 'em, not one stinkin' potato. The smell, you know that dirt smell, the whole room. Smelled like.. sniffs air.. potato sack. Someday this war's gonna end. Great movie, good reference.
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.16 01:24:00 - [2] I wish I could find a good copy of Redux to download...er... legally.. after purchasing it, of course.
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.16 19:31:00 - [3] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Adonirum Originally by: Zedrik Cayne So without further waiting: The Denouement. The Tale, sadly, seems to be coming to an end. Or will it? OMG NO NOT A TBC!!! Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.18 06:40:00 - [4] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: Havohej Thread officially failed. Zymurgist's understanding of the C&P community fails even harder. Am I the only one that misreads this guys name has handjob? I think I need to get out more... maybe if you worked the handjobs out of your system. ...just not on me, you couldn't compete with my expertise /nohomo
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.19 07:03:00 - [5] Nancy > what Possum's Alt > u can hav ur tag bak, dint meen 2 tak it [AP: I typed this horribly on purpose ;)] Nancy > ok well im about to get killed Nancy > why Nancy > why do u have too be ***s Possum's Alt > don't shoot salvagers Nancy > i didnt shoot him Possum's Alt > obviously you did, or he wouldn't have been able to shoot you Nancy > he didnt shoot me [He then invites his corpmates in while I ignore this channel.] Nancy > this is my people Corpmate2 > have fun dying when i et ahold of u Corpmate1 > seems you didn't eliminate the witness to back up drucore's story Corpmate1 > i hope CCP bans your asses Corpmate2 > what nothing to sY NOOB CEO > he is afraid to fight\ Zed Jackelope > lol CEO > *t CEO > * CEO > * CEO > ing * Corpmate2 > HABLO ENGLISE CEO > i hate pussies Possum's Alt > so you're gay? Possum's Alt > that's cool CEO > fly safe * Possum's Alt > gay people have great fashion sense Corpmate2 > yeah u want a big up your ass CEO > make sure to stay out in empire CEO > where you are safe CEO > like a * Corpmate1 > pussies are fashion for gang s Corpmate2 > i got the top Corpmate1 > i'll take the back Possum's Alt > guess what, i didn't start, nor end . your moron buddy over there shot at a salvager, salvager came back and beat his ass CEO > just a noobie * i say Possum's Alt > blame Nancy Corpmate2 > blame u face Nancy > didnt shoot him Possum's Alt > you're crying at the wrong guy, go cry at the ninja that actually shot him CEO > you tiefin mission like * that can't do his own Possum's Alt > Nancy, how did he have shoot rights? Possum's Alt > Star, I have 10 standing with the agent here... come again? Corpmate1 > yeah zed you were red on my list so by all means i had shooting rights for you CEO > 000000000000000000 Corpmate1 > you nijaed the can moron Possum's Alt > uh yeah? CEO > you have a 10 standing with one agent Possum's Alt > i took a general tag, want a cookie? CEO > stay our of my corp mission or i will war dec your ass and kill you everyday everwhere i find you Possum's Alt > .... no? no cookie? Corpmate1 > cookie i take all your stuff Corpmate2 > ill take your virginaty *** Corpmate1 > sounds like you're sooooo screwed Corpmate2 > and your sisteras Possum's Alt > Star, let me get this straight. Corpmate2 > neg Possum's Alt > Your corpmate was a moron and shot at someone in SN. the ninja comes back and blows him up. Corpmate2 > neg CEO > STAY OUT OF OUR MISSIONS Possum's Alt > and you're whining at me about it? CEO > get that straight CEO > ninja elsewhere Possum's Alt > lol Possum's Alt > is Pandora your sister? CEO > last time Possum's Alt > so, cupcakes, it was fun but i'm gonna go. if you're going to whine at me, at least wait until i blow up Nancy first. Possum's Alt > tootles ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Awesome Possum Insert Obscure Latin Name	Posted - 2009.06.24 16:25:00 - [6] So for all of the 2 imaginary people following my little tiff with SF999... I really can't be assed to edit and post all the chat logs. I really really want to, but they're so tl;dr, its not funny. Even a tldr would be too long. So here's a summary of a tldr. I wardec, they insult. I chase them around, they're old chars and refuse to fight month olds. Solty says he's getting involved, they throw insults and yet ask for the war to stop. They say they're the victims, threaten me with big alliance. I laugh, Solty demands apology for their ass hattery. More insults interlaced with asking for the war to drop, amid threats of sicking CVA neighboured alliance on me and Solty. Big convo ensues, they give half ass apology. It was a great time, but the chatlog's so damn long that I don't even want to read it again. And then Zed Cayne blew up my vexor in his t1 fitted thorax. I really need to train my gun skills more. ♥ Wreck Disposal Services
Awesome Possum Imperium Signal Corps	Posted - 2009.10.08 05:27:00 - [7] This one time we found a WT running a mission in a CNR. Ishkur warps into his mission, gets a point. Bugger has a heavy neut, drains the frig and warps off. Bugger! Oh wait, he's still in space.. oh wait, he's in a belt! Ishkur lands, gets a point, orbits outside of neut range. We land and: [03:39:36] Someguy> ***s [03:40:30] Someguy> come on [03:40:34] Someguy> man dont pocdcme [03:40:47] Someguy> dont pod me [03:41:07] Someguy> come oin p[leasse [03:41:13] Someguy> i dont want this [03:41:27] Harrigan VonStudly > but you like the *** word [03:41:27] Joruk Korlath > [03:30:56] Blewzmann > ***** [03:41:29] Someguy> man u took all i have [03:41:45] Someguy> well lokk waht u did [03:41:58] Someguy> i was no wheree around all that stuff [03:42:05] Someguy> i did not talk that crap [03:42:11] Someguy> i run missions omly [03:42:19] Someguy> u took 4 bil fom just now [03:43:04] Someguy> ixcannot be;eive u guys http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1193017 ♥ Wreck Disposal Services

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